We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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