I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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