yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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