Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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