I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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