Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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