I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
