I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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