Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
do herpes really smell.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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