Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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