No, you can still breathe under the balls.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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