tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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