fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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