so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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