Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
ugly people sure do ruin things
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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