Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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