So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind