whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
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I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Acid is not a monday night drug
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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