Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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