Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Michael Bay diarrhea
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On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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