I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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