Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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