Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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