i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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