Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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