i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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