We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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