please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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