maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Houston, we have a squirter
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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