Its about making memories worth repressing
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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