is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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