Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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