Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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