? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
So many bounce houses so little time
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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