I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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