his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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