every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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