Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
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Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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