bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Someone signed my nipple.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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