This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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