Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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