do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
this hospital has no fireball
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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