fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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