walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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