Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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