If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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