For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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