i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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