if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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