Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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