I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
