Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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