she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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