This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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