I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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