69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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