did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Fuck appropriateness.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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