Buhtt sex?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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