Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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